it’s real!!
kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen
girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.
can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff
lol the christian denominations poll has Mormons on it, they don’t even abide by the Nicene creed of 325, they’re a cult with some bible fanfic attached
you have to have dyke mutuals. or your life is nothing
you don’t like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?
haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday




